Foolywang: As Believer's Let's Not Get Caught OUT THERE

Singer BeBe Winans was booked yesterday on a misdemeanor domestic assault charge for allegedly shoving his ex-wife Debra D. Winans to the ground during an argument last month. He was briefly held at the Davidson County jail before posting $1000 bond.

Court filings indicate that BeBe had a “verbal altercation” with his ex-wife on Feb. 13 about “custody issues dealing with their children.” The incident took place at his ex-wife’s Nashville home, where BeBe had driven to pick up his children. The filing also claims: His ex-wife was telling the him of issues with the children when BeBe became irate. BeBe then, allegedly push her to the ground.

Lawd….my brother BeBe!!! Let’s not past judgement, we don’t know what actually happen. Whisper a prayer for all parties involved, especially the children.

UPDATE

BeBe has responded to publised reports of him being arrested on a domestic assault charge by his former wife. In a press release from his press agent, Patti Webster of W&W PR, he made this comment:

“To be accused of these allegations, which arose out of a child custody right dispute and my desire to spend time with our children as court ordered, is nothing less than heart wrenching. Since I choose to say nothing negative about my children’s mother, I will make no comment other than to say the allegations are inconsistent with my character and the foundation upon which I was raised and I am prayerful that the matter is straightened out very soon for the sake of our children.”

Friday's Foolywang: Behind Implants Go Horribly Wrong

Just leave it alone. If God didn't give it to you, maybe he didn't want you to have it. My mic is off...

Foolywang Supreme: When The Good News Goes Bad

When I saw this video, I took my coat, tried to shape it into a makeshift coffin and laid myself on the ground under my desk, asking the good lawd to take me now...God definitely has A WAY, but this is NOT IT!

Today's Foolywang: Woman Calls 911 After McDonalds Runs Out of Nuggets??

A Florida woman was so upset about McDonald’s running out of McNuggets that she called 5-0 on Ronald’s crew. She pleaded with the 911 folks to get the cops out there because theyMcDonald’s worker wouldn’t return her money and “was forcing her to eat food she didn’t want”. This is pure foolishness…caught on tape. But apparently this lady has been arrested previously for some other foolishness. She was arrested again after making these McNugget emergency 911 calls.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE FOOLISHNESS!

Today's Foolywang: No Ma’am Al Reynolds.

Al Reynolds was spotted at Miami’s Sunset Lounge at The Mondrian this weekend partying it up with some females. And he thought it was A-OK to rock this hairstyle:

Yes, this dude is rocking some braid extensions. And no, we don’t believe he just got back from Jamaica. Al was tucked away in a private section at the nightclub. And yes indeed looks to have put in a few packs of braid Yaki to pull off this look. I wonder if his ex-wife Star Jones gave him tips on the best weave supply shops. Stop it.

Extra Crispy Foolywang: What Manner of Foolywang Is This?

You must watch it in it's entirety to get it...Anyway...

I am all for having church, but you need to be able to tell where the CHURCH ends and the GOSPEL STAGE PLAY begins...My mic is OFF

Friday's Foolywang: Git Cho Cousins!

No words...

Foolywang: Man Gets 50 Tickets In ONE Day!

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.

He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.

Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.

A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night. 

EttaGate Update: Etta Says She Was "Jus Playin"

Etta James says she was just playin’ in that now infamous audio attacking Beyonce andPrez Obama. I guess she felt bad about making ya girl cry. She tells a media outlettoday:

“I’m a comedian besides a singer,” James said in a telephone interview from her home on Thursday morning. “I wasn’t doing it to be hateful….I think I’m funny and she’s not the only one I’ll say something about.”

Source

LOL. Oh Etta….You had (Sasha Fierce) Beyonce cryin' her eyes out yesterday! And Etta, just for the record, you too old to be "jus Playin'" okay?

Foolywang: Etta James

Etta James has lashed out at Sasha Fierce Beyonce weeks after Fierce Kitty Beyonce sang her classic song “At Last” for the Obamas’ first dance at the Neighborhood Inaugural Ball last month.

At a concert in Seattle last week, James told the crowd:

“I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her a** whooped,” sarcastically calling her “The great Beyoncé.”

And she went on.

“I can’t stand Beyoncé… [she] had no business … singing my song that I been singing forever.”

She even dissed the President:
“You know your President, right? You know the one with the big ears? He ain’t my President.”

Beyonce played James in “Cadillac Records,” and they seemed chummy at the premiere (pictured above) last December. James was unable to attend the inauguration for health reasons.

I am not outraged at the Beyonce diss...I expected that hateration, but it's the Obama diss that gets me.  This is a grown woman carrying on ignorantly.  I didn't know Etta James, but now I do, and am glad a didn't waste $10.00 on that movie.  Womp

Today's Foolywang: Bow Wow

So, check out Bow Wow's new album...



Um, Nawl.....

Commercial Foolywang: The Snuggie???

Am I the only one that views this product as slightly disturbing??? Don't Monks wear these??? I know ya'll want one though! Do they come in black???

Foolywang Part 2: Vivica Denies Psychic Friends Endorsement??

Vivica Fox says the Psychic Friends Network "ain't authorized"?? She told Black Voices that Dionne Warwick’s friends are “using her unauthorized likeness, footage, voice and photographs as an endorsement of their service.” And she’s ordered them to cease and desist immediately. Um, this ad we saw yesterday...



...didn’t really seemed pieced together. Just sayin’ Viv. I mean, were you having a conversation with a friend about your Psychic Friend and they tapped your conversation–and put videos in your home? Because that would be some crazy stuff. Whatev. Viv is pretty much livid and denies signing on to endorse the PFN. But there’s no word on where all the footage came from. Womp.

Today's Foolwang: Lil Wayne Interview With Katie Couric

OKAY....I've been looking for some fresh FOOLYWANG material, and I found it in WHAT IS Lil Wayne...

Lil Wayne is doing a rare prime time interview with Katie Couric. See, just like with Sarah Palin, Katie Couric just simply asks the questions, and the FOOLYWANG just starts to come out of the mouths of the subjects. Lawd have mercy....Just see for yourself in the preview clip...There are no words..


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Foolywang Material?: GONE BONKERS!!! PROPHETESS JUANITA BYNUM CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY … WEARING A WEDDING DRESS AND CARRYING A VIKING SWORD???

Ummm......maybe we would've had to have been there to get it?????  Naw......me no get it.....

Foolywang: NEWS: DRUNKEN NEGRO FACE COOKIES??

A New York City bakery has caused quite a bit of controversy as it capitalizes on President Barack Obama’s inauguration.

The Lafayette French Pastry Bakery in Greenwich Village is selling ‘Drunken Negro Face’ cookies — chocolate covered biscuits with large red eyes, nose and lips.

The bakery owner, Ted Kefalinos, claims it’s “just a fun face”. But news reports say he’s used the “N word” when talking about the cookies and made vague hints of assassination.

He reportedly told several patrons: “They’re in honor of our new president. He’s following in the same path of Abraham Lincoln. He will get what’s coming to him.”

What in the WORLD???!!!

Morning Foolywang: Kanye West says we should now address him as “Martin Louis The King, Jr.”

A message from kwest on Vimeo.

“I know I’ve been called the Louis Vuitton Don, I know, I’ve been called a lot of names, uh mostly The Don, the Louis Vuitton Don — due to what happened — when the red shoes hit the runway, I was forced to change my name, to, Martin Louis The King, Jr. Address me as such. And until then, I will be in the building, swagger on a hundred thousand trillion.”

“Overwhelming — I’ve wanted to be a fashion designer my entire life,” West said to the Los Angeles Times after seeing his kicks on the runway. “And to see my stuff in the Vuitton show was something else. It was a dream come true. And the way those guys were styled — they were dressed better than me!”

Whatever

Today's Foolywang: Who Names A Baby Adolf Hitler???

I'm speechless....(Well, not totally!)

And another thing....How are you gonna compare Barack's Middle Names To YOUR Foolocity????? (Fool-los-ci-ty)

My mic is "OFF"

Presidential Foolywang: THE HIP HOP BALL?

Please tell me Barack HATH NOT ENDORSED THIS...

“The ROOT Inaugural Ball” hosted by TheROOT.com (Washington Post). Ceebrity Guests: Oprah and many others Invitation Only

Click on picture for closer view...

Today's Foolywang: Ray J

Unfortunately, Ray-J’s new reality show is officially official. It’s called “For The Love Of Ray-J” and premieres Feb. 2nd at 10:30/9:30pm cst. He’s already named his girls and they’re some doozies–upgraded from mess like Seesinz and Buckeey. He’s got Caviar and Cashmere and Unique and others. Don't check out VH1 for the rest of the up close and personals with the “ladies”. Ray-J insists that his sow is the un-Flavor of Love and he respects his girls–and brings them on upscale trips like helicopter rides. LOL, don't waste your time on this "wang" material.