UnbeWeavable! Weave Stops Bullet!

This Sistah made the news late last week because her weave track stopped a bullet!  Unbeweavable!  

Unbelievable: You ARE NOT Beyonce, Solange! Get over yourself!

Solange Knowles, appeared on a Fox 5 news show in Las Vegas on Wednesday to discuss her new album that dropped earlier this week. Apparently Solange thought she heard something that may have been on air, and she reacted very NASTILY. What Would Beyonce Do? Well, at least she would have handled it with grace and class, unlike bab sis as we see here! Solange, if you're listening, you have to at least earn the right to HAVE an attitude. Sell a few hundred mil, and then hollah at us! Peep the video.

Unbelievable: Now Appearing On America's Next Top Model, Meet The Tranny

Remember my post about Tyra having the first ever tranny on ANTM? Well here shim is! Aside from the obvious problem that I have with this, shouldn't the model have some looks and talk well and have the complete package? Not seeing nones of that in this Isis character. This one has DRAG written all over. This world is coming to an utter and absolute end real soon. Check it out...

Unbelievable: JoJo Collapses, Nobody Cares

After suddenly collapsing on stage and clutching his head in agony, Jojo -- from R&B duo K-Ci and JoJo -- laid frighteningly motionless during a live concert in Australia this weekend -- unfortunately, his brother was more concerned with hitting his high note.

JoJo spent nearly a full minute on the floor by himself, while in the same time, a crew member picked up the fallen microphone, and his brother continued singing -- but neither one paid any attention to the passed out singer. In the video, you can hear people in the crowd asking, "Is he alright" and begging K-Ci to "pick him up, man!"But here's the rub -- instead of getting him backstage for help ASAP, K-Ci picks up JoJo and drags his stumbling brother to the front of a stage for an ovation. A crew member then quickly grabbed the dazed singer by the arm and hauled him off the stage.K-Ci told the crowd Jojo was just dizzy from the flight. We're dizzy from the spin.

Why is the singing still going on after the fall??? Why did the ole dude from backstage pick the MIC up first??? We say, "Crack Is Whack"!

Unbelievable: Puerto Rican Man Wishes To Stand At His Funeral; And Does!

I would do anything for my family. Annnnnything. But specially embalm you so that you can stand on your feet at your own wake? Nawl dude. And especially not in my own HOUSE!
But that is exactly what happened in San Juan, Puerto Rico…
And now, I can see folks right here in L.A. trying to do this foolywang. Just lay down!!! Deacons! Sit that man down!

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico — A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing - even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.
Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”
The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish.
Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.